Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.