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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

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What is ISIS' favourite file type?

Exe

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.