Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.