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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why aren't there any Republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.