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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Why aren't there any Republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."