Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.