Seoul Jokes

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

What does a North Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

Because he has no Seoul

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

What does Kim Jong-Un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong-Un so bad?

He has no Seoul

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Lame Jokes More Lame Jokes

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

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How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

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Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

Because he has no Seoul

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Why is Kim Jong-Un so bad?

He has no Seoul

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns