Seoul Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

What does a North Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

Because he has no Seoul

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

What does Kim Jong-Un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong-Un so bad?

He has no Seoul

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

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