How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill