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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.