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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.