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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee!

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome