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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.