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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.