Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates