Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates