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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.