Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates