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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.