What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!