What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

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What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another?

A parson to parson call!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings