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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another?

A parson to parson call!

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!