Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!