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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other