A bat!
Because it's probably your bike
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
They don't know where home is.
Because he lost his bat, man.
A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)