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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club