Baseball Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

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Anether(another) Nether

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.