They don't know where home is.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
He always breaks the bat.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
The bottom of the fifth
Because they always throw up
One strike, and they're out.
A bat!
A fowl ball!
They have no home to run to
Because it's covered with horsehide!
They've never known what home is.
Ketchup baseball!
A double!
A switch hitter.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
A baseball is thrown to the air.
A pinch hitter.
Because he can't run home
The harder you hit it the more English you get
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Baseball.
Golbat.
2nd base.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Christina Ricci.
It has a rattle.
Try picking them up!
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
It didn't have any fans!
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators
One has culture.
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
There's no jack
Because then the children have to play inside.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
