Bottom of the fifth, of course.
He always breaks the bat.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
The bottom of the fifth
Because they always throw up
One strike, and they're out.
A bat!
A fowl ball!
They have no home to run to
Because it's covered with horsehide!
They've never known what home is.
Ketchup baseball!
A double!
A switch hitter.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
A baseball is thrown to the air.
A pinch hitter.
Because he can't run home
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Baseball.
Golbat.
When hunger strikes.
The Holy Braille!
Because it ends with A-men
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Nobody's limbs.
With relish
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
It's Christmas, Eve.
A. They really raised Cain.
French Flies!
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Because they are out standing in their field.
They are out standing in the field
