They don't know where home is.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
He always breaks the bat.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
The bottom of the fifth
Because they always throw up
One strike, and they're out.
A bat!
A fowl ball!
They have no home to run to
Because it's covered with horsehide!
They've never known what home is.
Ketchup baseball!
A double!
A switch hitter.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
A baseball is thrown to the air.
A pinch hitter.
Because he can't run home
The harder you hit it the more English you get
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Baseball.
Golbat.
2nd base.
A baseball bat.
What could go wrong " My son apparently
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
You conduit!
One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.
A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Abel to see you ha ha!
Because he wasn't
Cain you tell!
They both like saggy balls.
Intruder window
To prove that he was framed!
A bundt cake!
