They don't know where home is.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
He always breaks the bat.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
The bottom of the fifth
Because they always throw up
One strike, and they're out.
A bat!
A fowl ball!
They have no home to run to
Because it's covered with horsehide!
They've never known what home is.
Ketchup baseball!
A double!
A switch hitter.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
A baseball is thrown to the air.
A pinch hitter.
Because he can't run home
The harder you hit it the more English you get
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Baseball.
Golbat.
2nd base.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
She kept running away from the ball
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
Hey, get off me homes!
A home-cooked shower.
How you spell them.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
A thiefdom.
A stole.
You conduit!
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
A big mac*
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
It's the only way they can get love.
Robin, get in the Batmobile.
