Bottom of the fifth, of course.
He always breaks the bat.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
One strike, and they're out.
A bat!
A fowl ball!
They have no home to run to
Because it's covered with horsehide!
They've never known what home is.
Ketchup baseball!
A double!
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
A baseball is thrown to the air.
A pinch hitter.
Because he can't run home
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Baseball.
Golbat.
In case she wanted black coffee.
In case he got a hole in one.
Cain you tell!
He raised Cain.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Abel to see you ha ha!
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because they can get their whole grains.
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Because she was a quack.
I'm at your service ma'am.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
The tight ends.
Because they're always dribbling!
