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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....