Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!