Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Because they dress in lairs.

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They would steal all the boos.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!