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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....