Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.