Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Robber Ducky Jokes More Robber Ducky Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!