Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky