Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.