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Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"