Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.