Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here