Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.