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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.