Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything