Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na