Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.