What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.