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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there! Alda! Alda who?

Alda time you knew who it was!

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

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What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

Who pays?

Germany.

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What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Indifference Jokes More Indifference Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.