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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Big Problem Jokes More Big Problem Jokes

What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Indifference Jokes More Indifference Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!