What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.