Ignorance Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?

I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other.

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

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What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

What is the formula for water?

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

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They both deal with checks and balances.

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