What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan