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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Why is taking Spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.