How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience