How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.