How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.