How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.