How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.