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How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.