What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!