What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!