What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Good Arm Jokes More Good Arm Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!