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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

Unicorn Jokes More Unicorn Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.