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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Unicorn Jokes More Unicorn Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.