How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist