How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.