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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

Unicorn Jokes More Unicorn Jokes

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.