How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Unicorn Jokes More Unicorn Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.