How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize