Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!