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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!