Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer