Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer