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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer