Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football (soccer)?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!