Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer