Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer