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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Door Bell Jokes More Door Bell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer