How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

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What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.