How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).