How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.