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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath