How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath