What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.