What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).