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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.