What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath