What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Her dog was blind too.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).