What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.