Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.