Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM