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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.