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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.