Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.