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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism