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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

(sorry if this is the wrong forum)