What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!