What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!