A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Nobody knows
I forget...
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
A tutor.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
A tooter
In its honey
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.