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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter