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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

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Why does it end with twenty?

He thinks to himself.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.