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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached