How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Who's there! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.