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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Because eggs were going up!

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Social netwerking

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

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They're both myths.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.