How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.