Upvote Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Ceasar Jokes More Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)