I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
Karma chameleon
To the morgue.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
Unidank
Social netwerking
Upvote!
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Redditors.
A historepost.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
They're always looking for Grant money.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
Orange is the New Black
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
Liberace
Rigged, for her pleasure.
She was feelin' the Bern!