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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.