Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Doorbell Jokes More Doorbell Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.