Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.