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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.