Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.