Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.