What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?

By her suntan!

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.