E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
Wo
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Where on Earth have you been?!
Yodela
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
To learn about gorilla warfare.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
THE ROLLING STONED!
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
