What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home