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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.