Refugee Jokes

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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