Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

March Madness Sale

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$14.99 $19.99

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

You might also enjoy:

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Catastrophe Jokes More Catastrophe Jokes

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)