E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Foreignade.
Krautfunding.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Because they don't like Turkey
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
The fourth wall
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
He had to start from scratch.
Learning from your mistakes.
Peter Pansky
Buzz.....
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Used Tampons
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
They knead dough
Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
He saw the phone bill.
