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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.