What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"