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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.