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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.