What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.