What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...