What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'