What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein