What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf