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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.