What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.