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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.