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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.