Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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D Jokes More D Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.