Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.