Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in?

Blon-D

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.