Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.