What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!