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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!