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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!