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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What's a German's favourite number?

Nein

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.