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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's green and German?

Snotzis.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

Footballer Jokes More Footballer Jokes

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!