What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

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Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!