What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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What do you call a German rice cake?

A reich cake

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!