What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.