Pet Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke