Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
19. Got a problem with that?
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
They take the buzz
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
Carpet!
Alan a good cause!
