What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee!

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.