What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

Alan Jokes More Alan Jokes

Who's there! Alan! Alan who?

Alan a good cause!

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan