Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
I'll be back in a jiffy
They told him his wife died recently.
When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
No one knows. It's never happened.
A conundrum
Zombees
He catches a buzz.
M'ladybug
You can make a pet out of a snake!
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
Alan a good cause!