What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.