What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar