What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?