Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

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With no attachments.

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The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Hula the dogs out?

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."