Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!