Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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By sending them executables.

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He had lost a deer friend

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The corpse.

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A Polysneezin.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."