Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."