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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.