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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

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Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."