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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."