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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit