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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen DeGeneres.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.