What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.