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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Lower Jokes More Lower Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses