What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What goes after USA?

USB.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses