What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.