Give the criminals badges.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
There are literally Sicilians.
Lowering the bar. or not to.
Austalian
Because Austria was Hungary.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
It's a large fog in Italy
Because they aren't capitalist
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
They're both leg ends.
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
Jack The Kipper.
Because they had to adjust for inflation.
The Lumbar Jack
Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.