Give the criminals badges.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
There are literally Sicilians.
Lowering the bar. or not to.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
She's the one with dirty knees.
The crime rate.
The Crime Rate!
He flips houses
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
The Twin Towers.
The Lower Yeast Side.
Both have had to adjust for inflation.
Because they had to adjust for inflation.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Because he enjoys living in denial.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
