Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.