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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.