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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding