Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.