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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.