Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!