Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.