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What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!