What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers