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What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun