What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.