Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Neigh Sayer Jokes More Neigh Sayer Jokes

What do you call a skeptical horse?

A neigh-sayer. Sorry

What do you call a pessimistic horse?

A neigh-sayer

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.