Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

What do you call a pessimistic horse?

A neigh-sayer

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What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.