How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.