How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea