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How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.