How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.